A hard drink and an irritated mind

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fangirl challenge heartbreaking scenes/moments [3/7]
• orange is the new black, “fool me once”

Poussey: Yo, I been in here two years. And I got four more. Eight months ago, when I was waxing fucking floors in the cafeteria, my moms passed. And I wasn’t there to say the things you supposed to say to your mom before she gone. So I know you ain’t telling me to my face right now that you walked back in this place because freedom was inconvenient for you.
Taystee: It ain’t like that, P. Minimum wage is some kinda joke. I got part time working at Pizza Hut and I still owe the prison $900 in fees I gotta pay back. I ain’t got no place to stay. I was sleeping on the floor of my second cousin’s apartment like a dog. And she still got six people in two rooms. One of the bitches stole my check. I got lice. Everyone I know is poor, in jail, or gone. Don’t nobody ask about how my day went. And I got fucked up in the head, you know? I know how to play it here. Where to be, and what rules to follow. I got a bed. And I got you.

(Source: trashybooksforladies)

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funnyhahayeah:

WET CATS LOL  

"It’s crool an unyooshual punishments I tells ya!"

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sourcedumal:

travelry:

Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!

OMG THAT IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

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